SUPER ROBOTO MAZINGER ZEDO!!!!

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Hello Kids.

MY NAME IS ROB8. BECAUSE I WAS GIVEN SUCH A STUPID NAME, I"M VERY IRRITABLE. I am powered on HUMAN FLESH, and for that I've been labled a "Monstrousity", and a "Hideous Flesh Eating Devil". But I ask You, DO not Hate Me For what i eat; Love me For what I do. Eat People. People who Piss me Off.

Today is Robonika, the holiest day of the JEWISH ROBOTIC CALENDAR, and I'm determined to enjoy myself.

so f@ck you.

ROBOT FRANK

ROBOT RON (roughly, my first month)

LIE BOT

PIMPBOT 5000

or you can go back

"Schwatch!"

robot WRATH! Robo's make Terrible Fighters. and By terrible I mean in the "Ivan the" sense, and not the "harry potter crying himself to sleep because he has lice and soon everyone will know and shun him" sense.

ROBO vs. COW Websites are Full of speculation as to who will win in this epic battle. the answer was obvious from the outset, though: ROARING ROBOT RAGE INEVITABLY INCAPACITIZES, AUDIBLY ANNIHILATES AND ALSO COW CALAMITIZES FROM FARM TO FACTORY THE FOUR FOOTED FEROCITY!!!!

So I was walking through the room, minding my own buisness; punching people like i always do... when this Cardboard Robot Picks a fight with me. for those who do not understand the moral of this parable it is: DO NOT METTEL WITH MIGHTY METAL.

My-T I pittied that poor robot so bad he wasn't fit to hold Cheerio's.

My-T2 To make the degree of the beating that robot got a little clearer, I've drawn on a little mr. T apparel.

Birger Irritable or not; Even robots have a place in their heart for Dr. Bergersen. How is it, you ask, that a mere man can get so close to a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION? The answer is simple. Dr. Bergersen speaks knows many languages; but the one he speaks is the language of the heart. And that is why children and animals -meat and metal alike- love him so.
Steve PlotKINdersurprise! Dr. Plotkin, on the other hand, finds himself too close to my mechanical heart: in my MECHANICAL STOMACH! Clearly this is because, although Dr. Plotkin also knows a few languages himself, the one he speaks is the LANGUAGE OF DAILY PROBLEM SETS. How Ironic that the cause of his particular demise is his own POOR TASTE.
OF course, THE JOY IN USING MY MIGHTY FISTS aside, I can't just go around eating everyone I beat the crap out of. I'll get a spare tire. hahaha. my last comment is funny because my particular model is BIPEDAL and does not require the use of WHEELS to MOVE. Jackass.
anyway, that's why it's time to...

BUST A MOVE A robot can bust moves much more efficiantly than is possible for a HUMAN to do. Human attempts emulate ROBOTIC MOVE BUSTING EFFICIENTCY with dances such as THE ROBOT, the MAMBO and the MICHAEL JACKSON CROTCH GRAB do not even come close to the RAW POWER of a ROBO JIVE.
DDRobot DAMMIT! I DID SO EAT BREAKFAST TODAY.
DDRobot That's Right... I'M YOUR LITTLE BUTTER FLY!
I'm Not CRAZY That's why I always beat the crap out of every GIANT PINK RABBIT I see...HYPER ROBO BATTLE FIST!
DAMMIT One thing the Safety Instructions tell you NEVER to Do is SNEAK UP BEHIND A ROBOT WHEN HIS PICTURE IS BEING TAKEN! IT PISSES US OFF!
The guy in question's name is "ROBO DAVE". I guess he thinks that his skin is made of metal. I wonder if it is?

TASTES LIKE "NO"!
hahaha! And they said it was crazy to build a ROBOT fueled on HUMAN FLESH...

COBRA! HOLY CRAP! it was just a matter of time before COBRA sent someone after me (Cobra was that secret organization that killed all those GI JOES, that one time in the 80's). I wonder if I'll win. I wonder If it's Cobra commander? It better be, cuz that the only COBRA who'se name i know.
Maybe Kind of looks like him (or her now, I guess)... hey... check it out.

T-riffic Awww yeah! It's MR T fighting COBRA COMMANDER!

Goddamn! And my day was going so well right after I ate Cobra commander...

oops. Oops. Looks like someone's gonna get a little punch in the face for his troubles.
COMBINE INTO ULTRA SUPER ROBOT! Oh yeah. Like any robot, I can combine with robots to make a SUPER ROBOT. Like Mazinger Z, or like... uhhh... Getter ROBO or something. anyway. Here i am with two mini robots that attatch as my new BIGGER arms. there are a few others not here... Two more for my legs. and another one that attatches... ummm... you know what? F@CK OFF.

btippett@physics.ubc.ca

robot WRATH!	Robo's make Terrible Fighters. and By terrible I mean in the "Ivan the" sense, and not the "harry potter crying himself to sleep because he has lice and soon everyone will know and shun him" sense.
ROBO vs. COW	Websites are Full of speculation as to who will win in this epic battle. the answer was obvious from the outset, though: ROARING ROBOT RAGE INEVITABLY INCAPACITIZES, AUDIBLY ANNIHILATES AND ALSO COW CALAMITIZES FROM FARM TO FACTORY THE FOUR FOOTED FEROCITY!!!!
	So I was walking through the room, minding my own buisness; punching people like i always do... when this Cardboard Robot Picks a fight with me. for those who do not understand the moral of this parable it is: DO NOT METTEL WITH MIGHTY METAL.
My-T	I pittied that poor robot so bad he wasn't fit to hold Cheerio's.
My-T2	To make the degree of the beating that robot got a little clearer, I've drawn on a little mr. T apparel.
Birger	Irritable or not; Even robots have a place in their heart for Dr. Bergersen. How is it, you ask, that a mere man can get so close to a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION? The answer is simple. Dr. Bergersen speaks knows many languages; but the one he speaks is the language of the heart. And that is why children and animals -meat and metal alike- love him so.
Steve PlotKINdersurprise!	Dr. Plotkin, on the other hand, finds himself too close to my mechanical heart: in my MECHANICAL STOMACH! Clearly this is because, although Dr. Plotkin also knows a few languages himself, the one he speaks is the LANGUAGE OF DAILY PROBLEM SETS. How Ironic that the cause of his particular demise is his own POOR TASTE.
	OF course, THE JOY IN USING MY MIGHTY FISTS aside, I can't just go around eating everyone I beat the crap out of. I'll get a spare tire. hahaha. my last comment is funny because my particular model is BIPEDAL and does not require the use of WHEELS to MOVE. Jackass. anyway, that's why it's time to...
BUST A MOVE	A robot can bust moves much more efficiantly than is possible for a HUMAN to do. Human attempts emulate ROBOTIC MOVE BUSTING EFFICIENTCY with dances such as THE ROBOT, the MAMBO and the MICHAEL JACKSON CROTCH GRAB do not even come close to the RAW POWER of a ROBO JIVE.
DDRobot	DAMMIT! I DID SO EAT BREAKFAST TODAY.
DDRobot	That's Right... I'M YOUR LITTLE BUTTER FLY!
I'm Not CRAZY	That's why I always beat the crap out of every GIANT PINK RABBIT I see...HYPER ROBO BATTLE FIST!
DAMMIT	One thing the Safety Instructions tell you NEVER to Do is SNEAK UP BEHIND A ROBOT WHEN HIS PICTURE IS BEING TAKEN! IT PISSES US OFF! The guy in question's name is "ROBO DAVE". I guess he thinks that his skin is made of metal. I wonder if it is?
TASTES LIKE "NO"!
hahaha!	And they said it was crazy to build a ROBOT fueled on HUMAN FLESH...
COBRA!	HOLY CRAP! it was just a matter of time before COBRA sent someone after me (Cobra was that secret organization that killed all those GI JOES, that one time in the 80's). I wonder if I'll win. I wonder If it's Cobra commander? It better be, cuz that the only COBRA who'se name i know.
Maybe	Kind of looks like him (or her now, I guess)... hey... check it out.
T-riffic	Awww yeah! It's MR T fighting COBRA COMMANDER!
Goddamn!	And my day was going so well right after I ate Cobra commander...
oops.	Oops. Looks like someone's gonna get a little punch in the face for his troubles.
COMBINE INTO ULTRA SUPER ROBOT!	Oh yeah. Like any robot, I can combine with robots to make a SUPER ROBOT. Like Mazinger Z, or like... uhhh... Getter ROBO or something. anyway. Here i am with two mini robots that attatch as my new BIGGER arms. there are a few others not here... Two more for my legs. and another one that attatches... ummm... you know what? F@CK OFF.