Hello Kids.

I like to do stuff and make stuff a lot.

so here's a sampling

you can go back!

"Schwatch!"

Justin hates messes	Justin likes Alphonse Elric (from full metal alchemist), and he hates messes. so i drew him a picture, and stuck it on the wall. it was either that, or... you know... clean up after myself.
It's time for justin to watch CSI	Justin Likes CSI, so i stuck this on the wall behind the couch
Ken hates babies	Ken hates babies. and we've got a poster of 'em in the hall. so i thought ken might feel left out, so i made him a poster.
stop acting like a dick... you owe me 120$	I give justin money. I'm not sure why, but he tells me to. he also unplugs my internet when i'm trying to download everything in the world. these are his two jobs.
Impotent and hollow	He likes a clean kitchen, he does

too bad	sorry, pal. another day of hollow impotence for you!

sgps cover

There was this contest to make a cover for the SGPS agendas for next year. Knowing that no one would enter because it's stupid, I had ken take this picture, and i wrote "SGPS" on it using macpaint. Then we submitted it. It's april now, and it's still the only entry. the guy making the agendas REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO PUT IT ON THE COVER, but what choice does he have? I'm sleeping with Jackson, 3rd edition, by the way.

So there was this fun thing at "dinosaur comics" that was essentially a secret santa ring. the price limit was 15$, and so there were lots of home-made entries. Here's what I made!

In full motion!

and this is what I ended up recieving!
	COOL BUTTONS, Hey?!?

Ken went away for the weekend, so this is what we did to his room
we wrapped it in cellophane

halloween costume

I was inspired, and built a costume out of cardboard for halloween. I went as a miltonian pre-fall Archangel Lucifer. I won first prize at the sgps costume contest, and everyone took my picture. check out the giant golden wings. this costume turned out EXACTLY as i had hoped. Look out Cockeyed.com! I'm gunning for you!

pika comic

this is the first of a series of comics I drew for the SGPS paper "the antithesis". The editor agreed to print 'em, but then didn't. I drew, like, 4. the series is called "I love pikas", because I do. meep.

crappy scrabble

Gerin (wallace.. stands for G(ood)erin) and i had some time to burn. so we played scrabble, and these were the results. you can tell how hard I just stopped caring.

This is ken, my roomate. This year, for christmas, I made him an extra special present. We're (my roomates and I) big fans of the show American Chopper. We watch it together every week. Now, we can't remember the name so easily, but we've nicknamed Paul Teutle sr. (or "paul Senior" as they refer to him on the show... holy shit! look at his iq!) "The Walrus", because... his physique and giant mustache kind of make him look like one. we call the show "the walrus show"

So anyway, I made ken a little "the walrus" doll. After filming the clip, I made him a black, sleeveless t-shirt. it looks really good.

click here!